Stellar Track (Game)
http://www.giantbomb.com/stellar-track/3030-20288/
Stellar Track was a conversion of a college mainframe Star Trek game released by Sears in 1981. It is a suitably primitive game where you have to run scans to locate enemies and starbases on a 6 x 6 galactic map. You run scans to find the enemies then must warp to their quadrant to confront them with either phasers or photon torpedoes. You use the joystick to determine the numerals of where you intend you to travel to.
Stellar Track (Game)
http://www.giantbomb.com/stellar-track/3030-20288
Stellar Track was a conversion of a college mainframe Star Trek game released by Sears in 1981. It is a suitably primitive game where you have to run scans to locate enemies and starbases on a 6 x 6 galactic map. You run scans to find the enemies then must warp to their quadrant to confront them with either phasers or photon torpedoes. You use the joystick to determine the numerals of where you intend you to travel to.
“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale Now in Japan (In Case You Were Wondering) | RocketNews24
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-scented-oil-on-sale-now-in-japan-in-case-you-were-wondering/
(I didn't know this was a thing...) Sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent…experience that smell one more time”, The Smell of a Boy’s Anus is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy.”
“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale Now in Japan (In Case You Were Wondering) | RocketNews24
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-scented-oil-on-sale-now-in-japan-in-case-you-were-wondering
(I didn't know this was a thing...) Sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent…experience that smell one more time”, The Smell of a Boy’s Anus is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy.”
Men's Wearhouse icon won't like the way he looks -- he's out! - NBC News.com
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/mens-wearhouse-icon-wont-way-he-looks-hes-out-6C10378086
Men's Wearhouse has fired George Zimmer, its bearded executive chairman famous for his TV ad line: "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it."
Sparkle Donkey Tequila
http://www.sparkledonkey.com/
The story of the Sparkle Donkey — or El Burro Esparkalo as he is better known — began as little more than a local anecdote about a humble-yet-noble creature that, in dire times, delivered liquid salvation to many who were in need. But as time passed and word of his strange, lustrous aura and invigorating, ambrosial drink spread, the Sparkle Donkey became a powerful symbol of hope — an iconic and inscrutable totem that resonates to this very day.
Sparkle Donkey Tequila
http://www.sparkledonkey.com
The story of the Sparkle Donkey — or El Burro Esparkalo as he is better known — began as little more than a local anecdote about a humble-yet-noble creature that, in dire times, delivered liquid salvation to many who were in need. But as time passed and word of his strange, lustrous aura and invigorating, ambrosial drink spread, the Sparkle Donkey became a powerful symbol of hope — an iconic and inscrutable totem that resonates to this very day.
Deep Inside Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Taco | Fast Company | Business + Innovation
http://www.fastcompany.com/3008346/deep-inside-taco-bells-doritos-locos-taco
To Creed, the partnership between Taco Bell and Frito-Lay is more than a one-off collaboration. Like Android is to Google or iOS is to Apple, Doritos-based flavors represent a whole new framework for Taco Bell to build on. "It's not just a product; it's now a platform--Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Flamas," Creed beams. "We're going to blow everyone away in the next few years in terms of how big this idea and platform will become."
Knobfeel - Feels good man!
http://knobfeel.co.uk/?__hstc=215845384.ce533d324d5aed741d7d20131898ed47.1365537505132.1365537505132.1365537505132.1&__hssc=215845384.1.1365537505132
reviews based soley on the feel of the knobs
Knobfeel - Feels good man!
http://knobfeel.co.uk/?__hssc=215845384.1.1365537505132&__hstc=215845384.ce533d324d5aed741d7d20131898ed47.1365537505132.1365537505132.1365537505132.1
reviews based soley on the feel of the knobs
In Norway, TV Program on Firewood Elicits Passions - NYTimes.com
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/world/europe/in-norway-tv-program-on-firewood-elicits-passions.html?hp&_r=0
“We received about 60 text messages from people complaining about the stacking in the program,” said Lars Mytting, whose best-selling book “Solid Wood: All About Chopping, Drying and Stacking Wood — and the Soul of Wood-Burning” inspired the broadcast. “Fifty percent complained that the bark was facing up, and the rest complained that the bark was facing down.”
In Norway, TV Program on Firewood Elicits Passions - NYTimes.com
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/world/europe/in-norway-tv-program-on-firewood-elicits-passions.html?_r=0&hp=
“We received about 60 text messages from people complaining about the stacking in the program,” said Lars Mytting, whose best-selling book “Solid Wood: All About Chopping, Drying and Stacking Wood — and the Soul of Wood-Burning” inspired the broadcast. “Fifty percent complained that the bark was facing up, and the rest complained that the bark was facing down.”
The Hammer: A Muscle-Controlled, Light-Up Dildo | The Toymaker Project
http://www.toymakerproject.com/hammer/
I’m proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo. Update, 1/5/13: The Hammer has been listed as Cracked.com’s #1 Geekiest Sex Toy! Welcome, everyone!
The Hammer: A Muscle-Controlled, Light-Up Dildo | The Toymaker Project
http://www.toymakerproject.com/hammer
I’m proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo. Update, 1/5/13: The Hammer has been listed as Cracked.com’s #1 Geekiest Sex Toy! Welcome, everyone!
Markdown.css - make HTML look like plain-text
http://mrcoles.com/demo/markdown-css/
CSS to make HTML markup look like plain-text markdown.
Markdown.css - make HTML look like plain-text
http://mrcoles.com/demo/markdown-css
CSS to make HTML markup look like plain-text markdown.
New bizarre youth trend: ‘milking’ | The Raw Story
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/26/new-bizarre-youth-trend-milking/
First came planking, swiftly followed by Batmanning and owling. Now students are ‘milking’ – pouring milk over themselves in public places. Patrick Kingsley reports
New bizarre youth trend: ‘milking’ | The Raw Story
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/26/new-bizarre-youth-trend-milking
First came planking, swiftly followed by Batmanning and owling. Now students are ‘milking’ – pouring milk over themselves in public places. Patrick Kingsley reports
Grimes (musician) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes_(musician)
In 2009, Boucher and her then-boyfriend from Tennessee constructed a 20-foot houseboat, named the "Velvet Glove Cast in Iron", with the intention to sail it down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis to New Orleans. The cargo included chickens, a typewriter, 20 pounds of potatoes and a gifted copy of Mark Twain's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. However, the chickens caught eastern equine encephalitis virus and perished soon into the trip. Boucher and her companion adopted the names "Varuschka" and "Zelda Xox" for the trip.[14] Due to engine trouble and subsequent harassment from the Minnesota police, the journey was cut short and the houseboat and chickens were impounded.[14] Their diet consisted mainly of potatoes.[15]
The POPINATOR Project | Whole Grain, Gluten Free Popcorn and Chips | Popcorn, Indiana
http://www.popcornindiana.com/popinator-project
Say hello to our 'Popinator' - the world’s first fully automated,
voice activated popcorn shooter triggered by the word "pop".
Brainfuck beware: JavaScript is after you! | Patricio Palladino
http://patriciopalladino.com/blog/2012/08/09/non-alphanumeric-javascript.html
tl;dr I just made a tool to transform any javascript code into an equivalent sequence of ()[]{}!+ characters. You can try it here, or grab it from github or npm. Keep on reading if you want to know how it works.
Mother of boy locked inside running washing machine wants to press charges | Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/24/mother-boy-locked-inside-running-washing-machine-wants-to-press-charges/
Speaking on NBC's "Today" show Thursday, Sakia David said she wants her baby sitter punished for allowing a male friend to put the child in the machine.
Mother of boy locked inside running washing machine wants to press charges | Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/24/mother-boy-locked-inside-running-washing-machine-wants-to-press-charges
Speaking on NBC's "Today" show Thursday, Sakia David said she wants her baby sitter punished for allowing a male friend to put the child in the machine.
Wagah border ceremony - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagah_border_ceremony
The Wagah (Punjabi: ਵਗਾਹ) border closing 'lowering of the flags' ceremony is a daily military practice that the security forces of India (Border Security Force) and Pakistan (Pakistan Rangers) have jointly followed since 1959.[1] This ceremony takes place every evening before sunset at the Wagah border, which as part of the Grand Trunk Road was the only road link between these two countries before the opening of the Aman Setu in Kashmir in 1999. The ceremony starts with a blustering parade by the soldiers from both the sides, and ends up in the perfectly coordinated lowering of the two nations' flags. It is called the beating retreat border ceremony on the international level. One infantryman (Jawan) stands at attention on each side of the gate. As the sun sets, the iron gates at the border are opened and the two flags are lowered simultaneously. The flags are folded and the ceremony ends with a retreat that involves a brusque handshake between soldiers from either side, followed by the closing of the gates again. The spectacle of the ceremony attracts many visitors from both sides of the border, as well as international tourists.
Silicon Valley tech executive nabbed in false barcode scheme involving Lego toys - San Jose Mercury News
http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_20675946/silicon-valley-tech-exec-gets-popped-allegedly-stealing
But "loss prevention" officers at the Target on Stevens Creek Boulevard in Cupertino had never seen anyone take an interest in bar codes quite like Thomas Langenbach, a top Silicon Valley executive with the global software giant SAP. Prosecutors charged Monday that Langenbach used the tools of his trade -- computer codes and the Internet -- to steal a Santa's workshop worth of Lego toys. They say Langenbach brought his own bar code stickers to the store, used them to cover up the real ones, and then purchased his plastic prey at enormous discounts.
tumblr_m3mhdgXW5P1qddkeno1_500.gif - mlkshk
http://mlkshk.com/p/FGCM
Look at this Frakking Geekster - imremembering: via buzzfeed:polygondotcom:...
http://lookatthisfrakkinggeekster.tumblr.com/post/22274555554/imremembering-via-buzzfeed-polygondotcom
This is a game about Perfect Strangers and everything is OK forever now.
Chicken n' Waffles Syrup | Torani
http://www.torani.com/products/chicken-n-waffles-syrup
COMING IN APRIL! Torani Chicken n' Waffles syrup adds that “is it chicken or is it waffles” allure to cocktails, lattes, sauces, and any deserving recipe. Just add 1/2 - 1 oz. of syrup to any 6-8 oz. beverage, and sandwich your taste buds in history’s stickiest love affair.
There's going to be an Inspector Spacetime web series!
http://io9.com/5886382/theres-going-to-be-an-inspector-spacetime-web-series
Word out of the Gallifrey One Doctor Who convention is that there is going to be a web series of Community's Who-parody show Inspector Spacetime. It sounds like it won't be Donald Glover and Danny Pudi in the starring roles, however. Travis Richey, who plays the Inspector on the show within a show will be producing six episodes. [bessyboo via Charlie Jane]
Obvious Winner - So Easy To See The Awesomeness - ow - Fleshlipad: The FleshLight Holder iPad Case Concept of Digital Bliss
http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/2012/1/20/fleshlipad-the-fleshlight-holder-ipad-case-concept-of-digita.html
Most apple fanboys out there would LOVE to stick their peenors into their precious ipads. Seriously, they would. Well this is a concept for the fleshlipad holder which would take your overused fleshlight and turn it into a high tech instrument of digital fap fap fappery.
jterrace/js.js - GitHub
https://github.com/jterrace/js.js
Instead of trying to create an interpreter from scratch, SpiderMonkey is compiled into LLVM and then emscripten translates the output into JavaScript.
Internet Cat People: Wondering How to Get the Smell of Cat Pee Out of Your House? This Song's for You
http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/internet-cat-people-wondering-how-to-get-the-smell-of-cat-pee-out-of-your-house-this-songs-for-you/2011/12/16?v=1
You’re in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box
50 Unexplainable Black & White Photos
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos
Culture Buzz A collection of the most confusing/unexplainable photos from my Tumblr blog, Black & WTF.
How to Rediscover the Obscure TV Shows and Movies that Made Your Childhood Weird
http://io9.com/5863935/how-to-rediscover-the-obscure-tv-shows-and-movies-that-made-your-childhood-weird
It's usually pretty easy to track down most big Hollywood releases and major TV shows on DVD, or on Netflix. But what about those works that aren't popular enough for mass production, such as old TV movies, pilots that never made it to air, or lost films that only a die-hard film fan could appr...
20-ton Marmite spill blocks M1 motorway near Sheffield - Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/8922164/20-ton-Marmite-spill-blocks-M1-motorway.html
A large-scale clean-up operation was launched after a tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract - believed to be Marmite - overturned on the busy M1 motorway in South Yorkshire near Sheffield.
Who Knew U.S. Airways Had Standing Room Only Tickets? - The Consumerist
http://consumerist.com/2011/11/who-knew-us-airways-had-standing-room-only-tickets.html
The passenger, who wrote of his troubles to consumer advocate Christopher Elliott, says that on a U.S. Airways flight from Philadelphia to Anchorage, the airline seated him next to a passenger who weighed more than 400 pounds.
"His size required both armrests to be raised up and allowed for his body to cover half of my seat," the passenger tells Elliott.
3D-printed tail hooks up with Arduino, wags the dog (video) -- Engadget
http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/19/3d-printed-tail-hooks-up-with-arduino-wags-the-dog-video
BBC News - Neutrino experiment repeat at Cern finds same result
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15791236
If confirmed by other experiments, the find could undermine one of the basic principles of modern physics.
How to Fry an Egg with a Sheet of Paper and Some Binder Clips
http://lifehacker.com/5860788/how-to-fry-an-egg-with-a-sheet-of-paper-and-some-binder-clips
Stefan Gates, author of The Extraordinary Cookbook, walks us through how to fry an egg with a frying pan made from a coat hanger, a sheet of paper, and those ever-useful binder clips we keep talking about. Just bend the coat hanger into a pan-like shape with a bit of a handle on one end, and then cut the shape of the pan out of the packing paper (leaving enough paper to wrap around the edges.) Attach the paper to the hanger with binder clips. Then just spread some cooking oil around the paper's surface, crack the egg into your paper "pan," and put it over the heat. Give it a few minutes, and the egg should be completely cooked, and ready to eat.
Burglar high on bath salts breaks into family's home, puts up Christmas decorations - NY Daily News
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/burglar-high-bath-salts-breaks-family-home-puts-christmas-decorations-article-1.977254
Cops in Vandalia, north of Dayton, say Terry Trent, 44, was high on the designer drug when he broke into a family’s home, put up some Christmas decorations and then plopped down on a couch to watch television, local station WHIO reported.
Interview: Getting to the core of Otomedius Excellent | Joystiq
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/11/10/interview-getting-to-the-core-of-otomedius-excellent
If you buy the Special Edition, you'll be able to see these entirely practical outfits on the characters in an artbook, as well as on ... a pillowcase. "When we were thinking of putting together the Special Edition," Lu said, "we were trying to come up with things fans would like. We had this beautiful artwork with Mine Yoshizaki, so we wanted to do something interesting and fun that would show it off. Also, one of the Japanese special editions comes with a bedsheet, so our super hardcore fans can have a full bed set." See? Practical through and through.
Honey, at home: Philips urban beehive shrinks your ecological footprint, increases holes on belt -- Engadget
http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/10/honey-at-home-phillips-urban-beehive-shrinks-your-ecological-f
Straight Rugby Player Suffers Stroke, Wakes Up a Flaming Homosexual
http://gawker.com/5857583/straight-rugby-player-suffers-stroke-wakes-up-a-flaming-homosexual
Mix a Large Batch of Margaritas With an Igloo Cooler and a Garbage Disposal
http://lifehacker.com/5857532/mix-a-large-batch-of-margaritas-with-an-igloo-cooler-and-a-garbage-disposal
Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Drunk naked taxi driver smashes into 17 cars in Moscow
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/11/drunk-naked-taxi-driver-smashes-into-17.html
The driver bumped into 17 vehicles including a police van. He also narrowly avoided hitting a school bus. The driver was finally caught by officers who were shocked to find him in nothing but his birthday suit when he emerged from his cab.
Massive Lego Man Washes Up on Florida Beach
http://feeds.wired.com/~r/wired/index/~3/QfErpntHcxo
Obama Shores Up His Chicken-and-Waffles-Loving Voter Base [The President]
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/GBnwi4Pthuw/obama-shores-up-his-chicken+and+waffles+loving-voter-base
Michigan Man Ordered Not To Dress As Batman - Detroit Local News Story - WDIV Detroit
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/29517004/detail.html
Otherworldly Spanish House is Half Skatepark, Half Moonbase [Architecture]
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/io9/vip/~3/Zy7vouIANQ0
Man Somehow Fails to Turn His Poop Into Gold By Heating It [Experiments]
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/u6-S8cXOf_Y/man-somehow-fails-to-turn-his-poop-into-gold-by-heating-it
Man who tried to turn his faeces into gold is jailed
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/10/man-who-tried-to-turn-his-faeces-into.html
Man intentionally eats high-carb junk food to gain weight before trying to lose it again
http://boingboing.net/2011/10/19/man-intentionally-eats-high-carb-junk-food-to-gain-weight-before-trying-to-lose-it-again.html
The most expensive show on television uses Nerf guns as props [Terra Nova]
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/io9/vip/~3/g4UfHniRgWE/the-most-expensive-show-on-television-uses-nerf-guns-as-props
Wife, 60, charged with battery for pelting husband with cupcakes
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/10/wife-60-charged-with-battery-for.html
Teen Girl Takes Brave Stand Demanding Buckets of Ketchup [Video]
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/Ot-I8EPKcaM/teen-girl-takes-brave-stand-demanding-buckets-of-ketchup
Photo
http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/11503008862
McDonald's condom hoax - it was filled with ice-cream, schoolgirls admit | News.com.au
http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/mcdonalds-condom-hoax-it-was-filled-with-ice-cream-schoolgirls-admit/story-e6frfkp9-1226151996948
Girl, 2, chewed on used condom found in McDonald's playground
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/09/girl-2-chewed-on-used-condom-found-in.html
SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37673/snooki-blown-off-jersey-shore
FEDS TO SEIZE ALL ACOUSTIC GUITARS!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37612/feds-to-seize-all-acoustic-guitars
CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37559/condoleezza-rice-was-dating-gadhafi
EMILY POST TO PUBLISH GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE BOOK
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/36071/emily-post-to-publish-gay-wedding-etiquette-book
JUSTIN BIEBER QUITS MUSIC
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/35765/justin-bieber-quits-music
MAGIC MUSHROOMS: THE NEW SUPERFOOD
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/34580/magic-mushrooms-the-new-superfood
UFO OVER CALIFORNIA!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/33705/ufo-over-california
TUPAC IS ALIVE
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/7996/tupac-is-alive
CLINTON GETS OSAMA’S PORN STASH
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/33020/clinton-gets-osamas-porn-stash
BIEBER INVOLVED IN MIDEAST PEACE TALKS
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/31944/bieber-involved-in-mideast-peace-talks
LADY GAGA VIDEO IN OUTER SPACE!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/29777/lady-gaga-video-in-outer-space
OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE
http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/29625/obama-sells-white-house
BETTY WHITE ARRESTED | Weekly World News
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/28435/betty-white-arrested
YOUNG ADULTS MOVING INTO NURSING HOMES
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27445/young-adults-moving-into-nursing-homes
FCC OKAYS NUDITY ON TV
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27515/fcc-okays-nudity-on-tv
JUSTIN BIEBER TRANSGENDER ON CSI
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27639/justin-bieber-transgender-on-csi
KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25701/kim-kardashian-pregnant
ASHTON LEAVES DEMI FOR BETTY | Weekly World News
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/21797/ashton-leaves-demi-for-betty
Java Now Running on Apple IIc
http://www.desnoix.com/apple2
"I strongly believe in WORA. Java is able to run on a lot of devices, from the credit card to the server. Today I'm pleased to announce the availability of Java(tm) [1] on the Apple II family [2]. This runtime is a partial port of Kaffe 1.1.4 (only the interpreter) and Classpath 0.08. Curently only a subset is available but the goal is to be fully compliant with the JRE 1.4."
The Pythagorean Lambdoma Harmonic Keyboard May Reveal Key to the Universe » Synthtopia
http://www.synthtopia.com/content/2010/01/10/the-pythagorean-lambdoma-harmonic-keyboard-may-reveal-key-to-the-universe
"The Pythagorean Lambdoma Harmonic Keyboard, designed by mathemetician Barbara Hero, is an unusual MIDI controller that’s based on ancient concepts and fundamental harmonic relationships between notes.
The keyboard is based on the Lambdoma Matrix, a mathematical grid attributed to the philosopher Pythagoras. The Matrix plots whole-number ratios, with whole numbers along on side (1,2,3,4….) and their inverse fractions (1/1, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4….) along the other."
The Dead Battery Society
http://www.arcadecollecting.com/dead/dead.html
"Several arcade game manufacturers decided it would be a good idea to put a battery on their game boards that, when they die (and they will die), disable the game. Why they did this isn't exactly clear. Usually the way suicide batteries work is, the batteries supply power to a bit of RAM that holds a decryption table. This table is the key to decrypting the encrypted program stored in the board's ROMs. When the battery dies, this table goes away and the program code can no longer be decrypted. The CPU no longer has valid code to execute. The board stops working."
Compubeaver
http://kottke.org/09/09/compubeaver
It's not a dead badger, but it'll do. "Kasey McMahon decided to combine an interest in taxidermy with her PC. Fearing that the natural world is being replaced by technology, the artist installed a working computer inside of an idle beaver."
Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ | The Sun |News
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html
"Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. "
Jaws Wired Shut
http://jawswiredshut.tumblr.com
Boy Floats Unharmed Down River On Toy Truck : NPR
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=106678321
"Police in Canada say a boy celebrating his third birthday was unhurt after floating down a river riding on top of a toy truck. The boy's family was camping when the boy wandered off."
Palm OS Robotic Tattoo Machine Invented
http://www.palminfocenter.com/news/4685/palm-os-robotic-tattoo-machine-invented
"An Austrian electrician has invented the world's first tattooing robot and it runs the Palm OS. According to the news site Ananova, Niki Passath, 25, has unveiled his invention, which he calls Freddy, at a hi-tech fair in Vienna. "
Beanz meanz microwaves? Heinz create gadget that can heat a snack in 60 seconds | Mail Online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1191606/Beanz-meanz-microwaves-Heinz-create-gadget-heat-snack-60-seconds.html
Girl tells police: Mom 'cooks me in oven' | detnews.com | The Detroit News
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090206/METRO/902060381
""Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven," she told police. "
Amazon.com: The Ghost Meter EMF Sensor: Everything Else
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ghost-Meter-EMF-Sensor/dp/B000ZH7G1E/ref=pd_sim_auto_2
Founder of Islamic TV station accused of beheading wife - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/index.html
I think this guy's just a psycho, but certainly he didn't reach his stated goal. "He launched Bridges TV, billed as the first English-language cable channel targeting Muslims inside the United States, in 2004. At the time, Hassan said he hoped the network would balance negative portrayals of Muslims following the attacks of September 11, 2001."
YouTube - Little Wings - Mark Gormley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=x9J65j2GNzw
This looks like something bound for Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!
Hood Thong(tm)
http://www.hoodthong.com
Michel Lotito - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
The Unfinished Swan
http://iandallas.com/games/swan
tim baker's collection of animated gifs (circa 2004)
http://bon.gs/giffed.html
Lowering the Bar: Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She is Actually Mormon Sex Kidnapper
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2008/08/cloned-dog-owne.html
"The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey, England."
Re: [PLUG] Possible Perl Question
http://lists.netisland.net/archives/plug/plug-2008-02/msg00265.html
"mtfnpy stands for "mtfnpy totally fucking now pwns you". It was recently something of a meme in a small part of the online Perl community. No, I don't know why. "
WFMU's On The Download
http://www.wfmu.org/onthedownload.php/byartist/54
"WFMU's On The Download collects MP3s from the fringes once a month: new sounds, obscure audio, found sound, and other sonic stimulants unique to WFMU. "
Flash » The Fingertips Project
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fingertips
2nu - Ponderous
http://decafbad.com/2008/01%20This%20Is%20Ponderous.mp3
Haxed by Megahurtz / a Wii game made by the mentally ill.
http://haxxx.alienmelon.com
YouTube - Circuit bent mechanical furby sequencer - The Furby Gurdy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2008/02/29/the-bent-furby-hell-chorale/&v=sVBfF_wppWs
"Each furby has 4 controls: mute, crash, loop and reset. The handle turns 8 cams which operate corresponding microswitches to create interesting rhythmic patterns."
Re: Real men don't attack straw men [LWN.net]
http://lwn.net/Articles/262570
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari
http://www.raptorsafari.com
"We at Flashbang Studios officially support these remarkable findings by including magnificently feathered Velociraptors in our game."
Scientists to make cows fart like kangaroos
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/04/scientists-to-make-c.html
"scientists in Australia are going to transfer intestinal bacteria of kangaroos into cattle and see what happens."
Twitter / Warren Ellis: @vebelfetzer promise me I w...
http://twitter.com/warrenellis/statuses/479591772
"@vebelfetzer promise me I will never meet Ouchie The Clown"
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Dorset | Cat's daily routine baffles owner
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/7092301.stm
"A cat is baffling his owner by wandering off at night before expecting to be collected by car every morning at exactly the same time and place."
jwz - how to sell sugar water (iä, iä)
http://jwz.livejournal.com/813057.html
"This is apparently the new Orangina mascot"
Two SIUE students accused of torturing man with cookies
http://www.thesouthern.com/articles/2007/11/06/afternoon_evening/doc4730a63058aca223927952.txt
"The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said."
YouTube - MOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE
"cows versus alien invaders...animation and music by me, with thanks to shorty for the use of his excellent photos"
Ray-Traced Sphere
http://www.traipse.com/sphere/index.html
"...trying to think of something disturbing to do with my circa 1986 Casio fx-4000P calculator. ... I programmed the calculator to assist me in ray-tracing a sphere by hand."
Eternal Image - Star Trek
http://www.eternalimage.net/st_page.html
"Monuments and vaults will also debut next year. The Eternal Image STAR TREK line is licensed for sale in the United States, Canada, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Korea and Japan."
YouTube - Kokoro Scan ココロスキャン ENGLISH SUBTITLE 英語字幕 KARAOKE in desc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpSpDXBnlVs
"The game uses the DS' microphone to detect stress levels in a voice, and then attempts to determine one's inner feelings. Watch the movie, you'll get the idea."
Flickr: The My Cat's Birthday Pool
http://www.flickr.com/groups/my_cats_birthday/pool
portal_still_alive.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)
http://itsthedoc.net/music/portal_still_alive.mp3
700.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)
http://silentwulf.com/flash/700.swf
Mesmerizing dancing hot dogs.
Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » The Most Amazing Video Of A Girl Playing Star Wars On The Trumpet… EVER
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/11/the-most-amazing-video-of-a-girl-playing-star-wars-on-the-trumpet-ever
"And just when you think you’re about to be blown away by her unbelievable horn skills… she proceeds to pump out the most cacaphonous, ear-splitting rendition of the Star Wars theme imaginable"
NPR: When Good Interviews Go Bad
http://www.npr.org/blogs/bryantpark/2007/10/when_good_interviews_go_bad.html
"last Friday the band showed up promptly at 11am (EDT) and commenced to give what is possibly the worst interview in the history of electronic media."
Whicjh is better a solid chocolate banjo or a pickup truck made entirely out of ham? - Yahoo! Answers
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070918230821AAGWF03
"That totally depends. Is it Dark Chocolate, or Milk Chocolate? Honey Baked Ham or Sugar Cured? "
Kids in car during sex, drug bust -- Page 1 -- Times Union - Albany NY
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?BCCode=HOME&category=FRONTPG&newsdate=10/2/2007&storyID=626605
"In what one officer called one of the most despicable acts he can recall, a Saratoga County woman is accused of prostituting herself and then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him."
It's Yahoo's Lawn, But This Artist Says Keep Off the Grass - WSJ.com
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119101266764543043.html
"Artificial reeds were cut, bent and twisted. The artist, horrified, responded with letters from her lawyers, which were met with letters from Yahoo's lawyers. "They turned my art into a bad miniature golf course," Ms. Louden says."
ElmoSapien!
http://www.robotsrule.com/html/elmosapien.php
"He’s furry, red, and robotic! Meet ElmoSapien, the fusion of Sesame Street’s legendary Elmo puppet character and WowWee’s fantastic Robosapien RS Media robot."
All Hail Technoviking! Video
http://www.break.com/knockedupdvd/all-hail-technoviking.html
"This guy is like the Pied Piper of drugged up ecstasy e-tards. Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!"
BBC NEWS | Health | Woman sees own heart on display
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6977399.stm
"A woman has seen her own heart on display at a medical exhibition."
Testicles and tentacles: Seamen show their derring-do by doing denizens of the deep - MSN-Mainichi Daily News
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html
"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point"