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Jeff Schweitzer: Dow Hovers Near 11,000: This is Obama's Market

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/dow-hovers-near-11000-thi_b_545800.html
"With jaw-dropping, surreal, outrageous, unbelievable hypocrisy probably never before matched in scope and breadth, by the first week of March 2009, just over one month into the Obama presidency, Republicans were blaming Obama for the dire economic news. For eight years under Bush any bad news was Clinton's fault; just one month into Obama's presidency, Bush was innocent of all blame. We do not have a vocabulary that can capture the deep absurdity of this assault on reason."

Rachel Maddow rips apart Cheney, GOP attack machine - Daily Kos TV (beta)

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002459/index.html
"Again, my friends and colleagues in the media have two choices in covering this. You can just copy down what the Republicans and Vice President Cheney are saying, and click "send," call it journalism, or you can actually fact-check those comments and put them into context. Your choice. It’s your country."

Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_passes_three_pound
Whoa, I missed one from back in November. "President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources reported Tuesday. According to witnesses, the president was attending his daily Iraq War briefing when he suddenly began shrieking loudly and clutching his abdomen, a mixture of blood and urine pooling rapidly around his feet. Bush was able to maintain consciousness through more than 20 minutes of excruciating pain, even after the jagged, grapefruit-sized crystal aggregation shredded his urethra and dropped from his left pant leg, finally rolling to a stop on the presidential seal in the middle of the Oval Office carpet. Bush is resting comfortably at Bethesda Naval Hospital."

Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_dies_peacefully_in_his
"George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House sources confirmed. The 62-year-old Bush was reportedly discovered lying unresponsive in his bed by first lady Laura Bush, a gentle smile still on his lips. "It was as though he knew it was his time to go," said longtime family physician Dr. Harold Ditmas, who pronounced the president dead of natural causes at 7:24 a.m. Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through an Air Force One jet engine."

Op-Ed Columnist - Forgive and Forget? - NYTimes.com

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/16/opinion/16krugman.html?_r=2&exprod=permalink&partner=permalink
"And to protect and defend the Constitution, a president must do more than obey the Constitution himself; he must hold those who violate the Constitution accountable. So Mr. Obama should reconsider his apparent decision to let the previous administration get away with crime. Consequences aside, that’s not a decision he has the right to make. "

Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/spider_eggs_hatch_in_bushs
"President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings hatched from thousands of egg sacs affixed between the hemispheres of his brain, according to a White House memo released Monday. The spiders severed the president's corpus callosum and ate through the motor-control center of the brain, doctors said, causing Bush's body to jerk involuntarily as a scurrying mass of crab spiders emerged from his mouth and crawled down his face. Witnesses confirmed that a number of spiders also discharged from the president's tear ducts. Secret Service agents restrained the president and carried him to the White House medical facility, but doctors said that by the time Bush arrived, the arachnids had already consumed his corneas, pupils, and vitreous humor. Bush is resting comfortably at Bethesda Naval Hospital."

Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/single_engine_cessna
Okay, so this one is actually kind of funny. "The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a four-seater Cessna aircraft that crashed head-on into President Bush Thursday. According to the FAA report, the nose of the Cessna 350 impacted with the president's face at 110 mph, instantly killing pilot James Morris, 45. Bush reportedly suffered third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body, a broken spine, 20 shattered ribs, one collapsed lung, a basilar skull fracture, and minor leakage of cerebrospinal fluid"

Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bushs_eyelid_accidentally
Christ - again? Who is writing these, and how are they funny? "President George W. Bush sustained a perforation injury to his right eyelid when a pneumatic nail gun malfunctioned and shot a 12-centimeter-long iron nail that entered Bush's superonasal sclera, exited through his upper eyelid, and then penetraed the wall of the White House Blue Room. The president remained pinned to the wall for a period of 27 hours before help arrived."

Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_dragged_behind
Seriously, what's funny here? I didn't get it last time with the Crocodile biting off his arm either. "President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being accidentally dragged behind the presidential motorcade for a period of 15 minutes."

Defining Bush's "Mandate"

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2001
"Winning 51 percent of the popular vote in Tuesday's election , Bush administration officials were quick to declare that the results constitute a "mandate" for Bush's second term. This interpretation of the election caught hold in the mainstream media-- a sign perhaps that White House spin was triumphing over the actual numbers recorded on Election Day. "

Bush Decides to Keep Guantánamo Open - NYTimes.com

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/21/washington/21gitmo.html
"Despite his stated desire to close the American prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, President Bush has decided not to do so, and never considered proposals drafted in the State Department and the Pentagon that outlined options for transferring the detainees elsewhere, according to senior administration officials."

CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Fact Check: Does McCain almost always agree with Bush? « - Blogs from CNN.com

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/26/fact-check-does-mccain-almost-always-agree-with-bush
"In the 100-member Senate, 14 current members — all Republicans — voted with Bush more than 90 percent of the time, according to the report. Six others have a 90 percent rating like McCain's. The report shows Obama voting with Bush 40 percent of the time and his running mate, Sen. Joe Biden, voting with Bush 52 percent of the time during the course of his presidency."

9/11 is Over

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/30/opinion/30friedman.html?ei=5124&en=68c518b52f765868&ex=1348804800&exprod=permalink&partner=permalink
"We can’t afford to keep being this stupid! We have got to get our groove back. We need a president who will unite us around a common purpose, not a common enemy."

The Daily Dish: "Verschärfte Vernehmung"

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/05/verschfte_verne.html
"As you can see from the Gestapo memo, moreover, the Nazis were adamant that their "enhanced interrogation techniques" would be carefully restricted and controlled, monitored by an elite professional staff, of the kind recommended by Charles Krauthammer,

Rice's 'Mother-in-Law' Comment Raises Conservative Hackles - American Family Association - AgapePress news

http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/10/afa/162006a.asp
"A spokesman for a family-advocacy group in Washington, DC, is expressing disgust with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's swearing in of an openly homosexual man as global AIDS coordinator -- and in particular, with comments she made at the ceremony."

Need to Know - PostGlobal

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/postglobal/needtoknow/2006/10/bush_made_a_big_mistake.html
"the Bush administration sees diplomacy as something to be engaged in with another country as a reward for that country's good behavior. They seem not to see diplomacy as a tool to be used with antagonistic countries or parties"

Two Months Before 9/11, an Urgent Warning to Rice - washingtonpost.com

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/30/AR2006093000282.html?nav=rss_print/asection
"Afterward, Tenet looked back on the meeting with Rice as a tremendous lost opportunity to prevent or disrupt the Sept. 11 attacks. Rice could have gotten through to Bush on the threat, but she just didn't get it in time, Tenet thought."

Crooks and Liars - Keith Olbermann’s Special Comment on Bush: Who has left this hole in the ground? We have not forgotten, Mr. President. You have. May this country forgive you

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/09/11/keith-olbermanns-special-commnet-on-bush-who-has-left-this-hole-in-the-ground-we-have-not-forgotten-mr-president-you-have-may-this-country-forgive-you
"Who has left this hole in the ground? We have not forgotten, Mr. President. You have."

Crooks and Liars - Olbermann’s Latest Special Comment Targets Bush: “Have you no sense of decency, sir?”

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/09/05/olbermanns-latest-special-comment-targets-bush-%E2%80%9Chave-you-no-sense-of-decency-sir%E2%80%9D
"More over, Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting

Crooks and Liars ‽ Keith Olbermann Delivers One Hell Of a Commentary on Rumsfeld

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/08/30/keith-olbermann-delivers-one-hell-of-a-commentary-on-rumsfeld
"Olbermann delivered this commentary with fire and passion while highlighting how Rumsfeld’s comments echoes other times in our world’s history when anyone who questioned the administration was coined as a traitor, unpatriotic, communist or any other

The Guns Of August

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/09/AR2006080901514.html
"Two full-blown crises, in Lebanon and Iraq, are merging into a single emergency. A chain reaction could spread quickly almost anywhere between Cairo and Bombay."

Bush, Blair Concede Missteps on Iraq

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501316.html
"While Bush increasingly has begun to acknowledge missteps in handling the war, his comments last night -- together with Blair's -- represent his most explicit acknowledgment that the administration underestimated the difficulty of the central project of

An Arrogance of Power

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/14/AR2006021401783.html
"They have blown past the usual rules and restraints into territory where few presidents have ventured -- a region where the president conducts warrantless wiretaps against Americans in violation of a federal statute, where he authorizes harsh interrogati

Salon.com | The little man

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/02/08/keillor
"Most of us sense that when, decades from now, the story of this administration comes out, it will be one of ordinary incompetence, of rigid and incurious people overwhelmed by events in a world they don't dare look around and see."

The Scientific Activist: Reporting from the Crossroads of Science and Politics: BREAKING NEWS: George Deutsch Did Not Graduate From Texas A & M University

http://scientificactivist.blogspot.com/2006/02/breaking-news-george-deutsch-did-not.html
"Through my own investigations I have just discovered that George Deutsch, the Bush political appointee at the heart of administration efforts to censor NASA scientists (most notably to prevent James Hansen from speaking out about global warming), did not

Why the Right Was Wrong - New York Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/28/opinion/28hewitt.html?ei=5088&emc=rss&en=b8a30523f6872872&ex=1288152000&pagewanted=print&partner=rssnyt
"The right's embrace in the Miers nomination of tactics previously exclusive to the left ... will make it immeasurably harder to denounce and deflect such assaults when the Democrats make them the next time around."

CBS News | FEMA Extends Ex-Chief's Contract | October 26, 2005 20:30:06

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/26/national/main983246.shtml?CMP=OTC-RSSFeed&attr=Politics_983246&source=RSS
Doesn't resignation mean... er... "I quit" and then you find a new job? "The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency on Wednesday defended the agency's decision to keep him on the job another 30 days as a "completely legitimate thing to d

Bush to Focus on Vision for Reconstruction in Speech - New York Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/15/politics/15bush.html
What. The. Fuck?! "Republicans said Karl Rove, the White House deputy chief of staff and Mr. Bush's chief political adviser, was in charge of the reconstruction effort, which reaches across many agencies of government and includes the direct involvemen

Bolton May Accept Recess Appointment

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/12/AR2005071201319.html?nav=rss_politics
"But an administration source who is close to Bolton said that Bolton is prepared to accept a recess appointment next month unless the administration and Senate Democrats can resolve differences that have held up the confirmation for four months."

Poll Finds Dimmer View of Iraq War

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/07/AR2005060700296.html
"For the first time since the war in Iraq began, more than half of the American public believes the fight there has not made the United States safer, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll." Any voters' remorse, maybe?

Tuttle SVC - "frivolous asbestos claims"

http://tuttlesvc.teacherhosting.com/blog/blosxom.cgi/2005/02/02#338
'My grandfather got one of those "frivolous asbestos claims" that Bush referred to in the State of the Union speech tonight, not too long before he was killed by a malignant mesothelioma.'

ABC News: Australians Said a Bigger Terror Target

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312&id=201242
"Foreign Minister Alexander Downer conceded Wednesday that the Iraq conflict may have increased the threat of Australians becoming a terror target, supporting a claim by the country's top spy." Yup, thanks Team Bush. World's a safer place since we gave

www.AndrewSullivan.com - Daily Dish

http://www.andrewsullivan.com/index.php?dish_inc=archives/2004_10_03_dish_archive.html#109712378787119776
"how can an administration be re-elected after so patently misjudging the two most important aspects of the central issue in front of us?"

Debating Dubya

http://www.motherjones.com/news/dailymojo/2004/09/09_526.html
"As John Kerry and George W. Bush get down to business in their series of three debates, it's worth taking a look back at the 2000 debates for a reminder of the positions Bush took in his three contests with Al Gore."

Bush Zones Go National

http://www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20040816&s=hightower
"Once ensconced in the White House, the Bushites institutionalized the art of dissing dissent, routinely dispatching the Secret Service to order local police to set up FSZs to quarantine protesters wherever Bush goes"

They Knew...

http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/they_knew_0802
"Despite the whitewash, we now know that the Bush administration was warned before the war that its Iraq claims were weak"

Tread lightly: Interesting links: Fortress America

http://maikimo.net/weblog/sideblog/archives/2004/07/index.html#003383
"The evil spell / mass delusion that’s been gripping many of us in the U.S. these last four years, causing us to support these Bush guys against our interests and better judgment (and in the case of us Christians, against our bedrock theology), can’

Into the Abyss

http://www.d-n-i.net/creveld/into_the_abyss.htm
"As some people predicted even before it all started, the American War against Iraq proved so easy as to make one wonder why it had to be fought at all."

Morrissey comments spark Bush fire

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/119/119298_morrissey_comments_spark_bush_fire.html
"The ex-frontman of Manchester band The Smiths announced the death of the former US president at a concert in Dublin - then said he wished it had been President George W Bush who had died instead."

Talking Points Memo

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2004_06_06.php#003046
"It is the very definition of a constitutional monarchy, let alone a constitutional republic, that the law is superior to the executive, not the other way around. This is the essence of what the rule of law means -- a government of laws, not men, and all

Bush Knew About Leak of CIA Operative's Name

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4629.shtml
"Witnesses told a federal grand jury President George W. Bush knew about, and took no action to stop, the release of a covert CIA operative's name to a journalist in an attempt to discredit her husband, a critic of administration policy in Iraq."

Mole in Our Midst

http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?articleId=7799&name=ViewWeb§ion=root
"Finally, a grand, unified theory that explains Bush's domestic and international policies. Little did we know."

Bush's Air Force One advantage

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/05/31/bush.travelcosts.ap/index.html
"President Bush is using Air Force One for re-election travel more heavily than any predecessor, wringing maximum political mileage from a perk of office paid for by taxpayers."

From Bush, Unprecedented Negativity

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3222-2004May30.html?referrer=emailarticle=
"Scholars and political strategists say the ferocious Bush assault on Kerry this spring has been extraordinary, both for the volume of attacks and for the liberties the president and his campaign have taken with the facts."

HUMAN KLEENEX

http://www.bushflash.com/unb.html
"How would you feel about a person who thinks it is okay to grab your shirt and use it clean their eyeglasses?" You know, it's a little thing, but it's a telling thing.

Yo, Sparky. Yeah, You Know Who You Are.

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/18/weekinreview/18MCCA.html?ei=5070&en=95d1271d54b8b325&ex=1080363600
"INSIDERS are admitting that President George W. Bush's penchant for bestowing his own nicknames on close associates has provoked the first crisis of his new administration."