"If you really want to see the school counselor..."
http://imgur.com/rI5On.png
Internet Archive: Free Download: Apple II Forever
http://www.archive.org/details/CC605_apple_ii_forever
"Today they're called "mac heads", but way back in the 1980's, Apple users were in love with the Apple II. Despite the introduction of the Mac in 1984, the Apple II continued to have its devoted fans. This program looks at the Apple II culture during the early Mac era. Included are the Apple IIc+, the Apple II-GS, and a rare Apple I. Guests include John Sculley and Gary Kildall. Software demonstrations are of Math Blaster, Paintworks Gold, and Microsoft Bookshelf. Also a look at the newest Macintosh at the time, the Mac IIx. Originally broadcast in 1988."
THIS IS LEVAR BURTON
http://i39.tinypic.com/mjqzcm.jpg
LARP ALERT
http://maps.google.com/maps?cbll=40.457662,-80.007541&cbp=12,310.45443546675455,,1,10.375837805207798&gl=us&ie=UTF8&iwloc=addr&layer=c&ll=40.458262,-80.007505&oe=UTF-8&panoid=KD0g-IcPQW09qFcP2RU2kg&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&split=0&spn=0.008588,0.01693&t=h&z=16
"8 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh, Allegheny, Pennsylvania 15212 - Google Maps"
Playground Incident Report
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/missbehavin1989/sealofcommand.jpg
"Hammer of Justice!"
Star Trek meets The A-Team - DoubleViking Video
http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/star-trek-meets-the-a-team-10194.html
"If you thought Star Trek meets The Love Boat was good, you'll definitely love this one. Spock as Faceman is classic!"
Star Trek: The Experience closing down - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/09/01/star.trek.voyage.ending.ap/index.html
Nerds race across Azeroth IRL, nearly die from shame - Engadget
http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/26/nerds-race-across-azeroth-irl-nearly-die-from-shame
"Here are the facts: two dweebs thought it would be a good idea to hook up treadmills to their PCs, don brightly-colored wigs and cardboard swords, and race their avatars across about a mile of virtual turf by jogging in place with only a modicum of coordination and zero athletic ability."
ZombieHarmony - One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies
http://www.zombieharmony.com
"ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date
School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods (phillyBurbs.com) | New Jersey News
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/104-06252008-1554393.html
"Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword."
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari
http://www.raptorsafari.com
"We at Flashbang Studios officially support these remarkable findings by including magnificently feathered Velociraptors in our game."
BBS Corner - Setting Up A Telnet BBS
http://www.dmine.com/bbscorner/telnet.htm
"Are you looking to set up a Telnet BBS but don't know anything about Telnet or where to begin?"
Julien Lecomte’s Blog » Introducing the YUI Compressor
http://www.julienlecomte.net/blog/2007/08/13/introducing-the-yui-compressor
"The YUI Compressor is a new JavaScript minifier. Its level of compaction is higher than the Dojo compressor, and it is as safe as JSMin."
Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow, Creamy Death To Town Below | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/64698
Wrecking Ball Runs Amok In Pa. Town - Local News Story - WKMG Orlando
http://www.local6.com/news/13651220/detail.html
"1,500-Pound Ball Rolls Nearly 1 Mile, Bouncing From Curb To Curb"
wowmount.jpg (JPEG Image, 1020x754 pixels) - Scaled (96%)
http://photos.napalm.net/clubsi/wowmount.jpg
"Hello I need 5000 gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me."
Totally metal hack allows custom Guitar Hero II songs :: DESTRUCTOID :: Hardcore gaming blog
http://www.destructoid.com/totally-metal-hack-allows-custom-guitar-hero-ii-songs-29339.phtml
"The folks over at the Scorehero forums are at it again, hacking their way through Guitar Hero II. This time, they've managed to replace songs found in the game with custom songs, new note charts and all."
List of weapons that don't exist, but should - Uncyclopedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
"This list attempts to describe various weapons that don't exist, but should, or may in an alternate universe. To meet the criteria for inclusion on this list, a weapon must theoretically be able to kick a minimum of twelve varieties of ass."
Armed and Dangerous » Blog Archive » Cthulhu and Christ
http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?p=135
WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST?
What to do in a Terrorist Attack
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/036476.html
"If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are bald, yell really loud."
YouTube - Patrick Stewart Alphabet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNKyoRudOQ
" Patrick Stewart is awesome"
2463_startrek-bluescreen.gif (GIF Image, 320x240 pixels)
http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2006-07/2463_startrek-bluescreen.gif
Oh, this rocks. heh