#sex

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I’m proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo. Update, 1/5/13: The Hammer has been listed as Cracked.com’s #1 Geekiest Sex Toy! Welcome, everyone!

Why is sex such a dominant cultural theme now, and why does it seem to only be getting worse? Women have been rightly bitching about this for years, but men never seem to complain. Personally, I hate it. I hate the way men are stereotyped as sex-starved cock robots. It’s just such a basic pop culture premise that it doesn’t even get questioned; men want to fuck. All the time. Ideally while watching shit blow up.

Rick Santorum wants to bring sexy back ... to the 1950s, when he was born.

"This has three odd consequences. The first is that, by the end of sex, the two individuals have become genetically identical. It’s as if you and your mate began coitus as yourselves and finished as identical twins. The second odd consequence is that, partway through its life, a ciliate can radically alter its genetic make-up; genetically speaking, the transformation is so extreme that it’s as if you changed into one of your children. Talk about being reborn."

"Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. "

"Q: does it come for female dogs? A: I don’t think it comes for anybody."

"Jon Lajoie comes through with part two of his hit song about his special moves with the ladies."

"12,242 BC: The sex-pregnancy connection is discovered"

"When Machines Surpass Human Hotness"

"The revered TV presenter, who has sat down with Hollywood's biggest names for in-depth chats about their life and work over the last 13 years, has revealed he once procured clients for French hookers."

"Tiny, adorable baby unicorns that you can hold and cuddle... but they come with a price. You can only get them by having sex with an adult unicorn"

"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point"

"Jane, Stuart, Sarah and Roger have known each other a long time -- but have they truly known each other? In other words... Is it time to swap?"

"As for my opinion, while an embryo is alive, it’s not a separate life. It’s the mother’s life."

"More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past."

I think the most disturbing thing is the part with the hacksaw and the dildo.

"struggling to wrap their minds around the concept that a 13-year-old Ogden girl could be both an offender and a victim for the same act - in this case, having consensual sex with her 12-year-old boyfriend."

"The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex."

"From a pro-life standpoint, trading contraception for abstinence and a "culture of life" was a net loss."

"So thanks Dr. Science, for driving a nice little wedge between these people and their nasty little judgemental causes and ripping away their thinly-veiled morality facade (oops, did I say veiled?) I don't like abortions either. Nobody does. I wish they c

"many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives."

"What is it with these right-wing Christians? Faced with a choice between sex and death, they choose death every time."

"Whether you know it or not, you will be judged tonight on exactly how well you can put fruit in a bowl."

"If Republicans taught gun safety like they do sex education"

This is like something from a Bizarro-world version of Ben Heckendorn.

"But then I also realise it'd be a small price to pay to see my wife so happy *and* get some cool furniture in the bargain..."

"Author on women's issues takes a look at chess and the position of the queen"

"It's a tragedy if we withhold from these kids information about how not to get STDs or not to get pregnant"