#farts

"I got a call from the principal yesterday morning. She informed me that bodily noises were inappropriate and would not be acceptable in the talent show. Everybody takes things so serious. We're talking about a seven-year-old and armpit farts. There could be so many other worse things, and I don't agree with her decision, and I think I have hundreds and hundreds of people that stand behind the way I think," she said.

"Maybe a stupid question, but is that bull *supposed* to be propelled by a massive fart? Because that's what it looks like, and if so, that's even more hilarious. "

"Check out the pictures below and watch the video. It reminded me a bit of the lines of code falling down that the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar would see when trying to look into the The Matrix — only with fart apps."

"scientists in Australia are going to transfer intestinal bacteria of kangaroos into cattle and see what happens."