#reviews

It truly is a laptop from the future, and I highly recommend it if you don’t type very much. Because if you type on it for any length of time, your fingers will start to ache. Returned.

reviews based soley on the feel of the knobs

reviews based soley on the feel of the knobs

Best movie review evar. "So yes, ROTF approaches the sublime, and then just keeps rocketing. Next stop: total anarchy. In a sense, it's the first war movie ever to convey a real sense of the fog of war, the confusion that comes with battle. Somewhere around hour nine, you will understand why friendly fire happens in wartime."

"the acekard 2 is an acekard RPG - without the built-in memory or open-source firmware. The interface is by far the best of any cart available. Fast, responsive, 25 image skinning, many settings tweak able through "glabalsettings.ini", after using it for a couple minutes you'd think it was the winner of this flashcart race hands down. Thats not necessarily the case. Its still lacking quite a few features touted by its competition, such as real-time save, in-game guide, slow-motion, and integrated expansion cart support. However, if those features aren't a requisite in your purchase, the acekard 2 is definitely a winner."

First post! Er, I mean, First Review!

"Kalamazoo Gazette film critic James Sanford sat down this weekend and watched "Strange Brew," which celebrates its 25th anniversary today. He was kind enough to offer this review"

"You don't wanna know how many meta-review ideas I thought up and rejected before giving up and just rambling it to death. One involved sending The Core out on a date with Deep Blue Sea. It wasn't pretty."

"Firefox 3.0 should be your default browser, starting right now."

"This is the first of many reviews of my latest boredom-suppressing form of media: podcasts."

"I saw in the corner of my eye my faithful notebook, which now lay on the ground. Once unmarred, I saw now the small mark which I had made with the devil's own pen"

"GH3 is by far the worst one of the bunch so far. The additions, subtractions and changes almost without fail make the game worse than either Guitar Hero I or II."

"This may sound pretentious, but I wish more reviews were written in this mock-academic style. It suits my intellectual and gaming needs."

"Rendering a human face in the Halo 3 engine is an act of appalling violence. ... look like they have been formed from blocks of seasoned tofu by limbless children wielding garlic mallets."

'"What are the things that users want and Apple refuses to provide?" Microsoft's colossal blunder was to knock the user out of that question and put the music industry in its place.'

"his book does what my film couldn't; go front to end on one boy's story to turning into a man online. And for that, I thank him, and I think a lot of others will too."

"Rather than using a small set of terse programming directives as Inform 6 did, Inform 7 uses a subset of English, in an effort to make interactive fiction programming more accessible to writers who lack a computer programming background."

"If you are not prepared to fill in the blanks, to overlook the flaws, and to refrain from violently rejecting some of the more unpleasant aspects of late-1980s pop culture, then the recent DVD release of the animated Legend of Zelda can only bring pain a

"The game simply can't make the act of firing a weapon interesting, and this plagues every mode in it." Wow, now that's a killer review.

"Do you really need a stats program that uses AJAX, just because it uses what is currently an "in" technology to use and is made by Shaun Inman. When there are hundreds of other stat tracking applications out there?"

"Make hReview format data available to Semantic Web"

This is great: 'He hits that microwave and looks at you like "this is how you hit a fucking microwave!"'

"hReview is a simple distributed review format suitable for embedding in (X)HTML, Atom, RSS, and arbitrary XML."