#bears

As a systems hacker, you must be prepared to do savage things, unspeakable things, to kill runaway threads with your bare hands, to write directly to network ports using telnet and an old copy of an RFC that you found in the Vatican.

The Brrrrr by black + blum is a BPA-free ice tray that resembles a polar bear.

The Brrrrr by black + blum is a BPA-free ice tray that resembles a polar bear.

Looking to stop snoring? What you need is Jusui-Kun, a robot bear that paws your face while you're sleeping. Okay, it's more of a "gentle tickling," according to the bear's creators. The key is to get the snorer sleeping on the pillow to move his or her head from side to side. Jusui-Kun has a built-in mic to detect the sleeper's snoring, while an equally cuddly hand monitor detects blood oxygen levels, letting the bear know when to issue one of its loving face swipes. Video after the break. What could go wrong?

"Someone should do something about the rocks on the road."

"Just after 5.30am on Tuesday 29 July, outside Westin Resort & Spa while most were sleeping, feeling safe and sound…"

Err.. it's bears riding horses. No, really.

"A rabbit goes for a nice stroll in the woods."

"The Prime Number Shitting Bear"

"The game uses the DS' microphone to detect stress levels in a voice, and then attempts to determine one's inner feelings. Watch the movie, you'll get the idea."

"in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually skinning their best friend."

"Close the curtains so the bears can't see the refrigerator."

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"The bear didn't appear to be aggressive and wasn't destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully"

"Skill comes in handy when your opponent is a 650-pound black bear."

As Colbert has been warning us: Bears are the top problem faced by our nation today.

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"I also had to giggle like a sixth grader when I noticed the USB port is right where the pooper should be."

"A Winsted man believes the sweet smell of the vegetable oil he uses to fuel his car attracted the bear that damaged the vehicle white trying to get at the biodiesel."