NPR: When Good Interviews Go Bad
http://www.npr.org/blogs/bryantpark/2007/10/when_good_interviews_go_bad.html
"last Friday the band showed up promptly at 11am (EDT) and commenced to give what is possibly the worst interview in the history of electronic media."
$5 Chocolate Bar (Ftrain.com)
http://www.ftrain.com/five-dollar-chocolate-bar.html
"Weeping is like a five-dollar chocolate bar. Someone else could enjoy it but I feel guilty opening the wrapper. I have a girlfriend and Halo."