#squirrels

"Melissa Brandts wasn’t trying to take a photo of this ground squirrel at Banff National Park. She’d set up the camera’s timer so that she’d have a nice picture of herself and her husband, with spectacular Lake Minnewanka in the background. "

"Police in Warren, Ohio, have released video of a woman who was interrogated by officers with a baby squirrel in her shirt."

"SQUIRRELS + COFFEE Dear god, help us"

"Scientists currently rely on computer simulations to smash biological units, but simulations can only do so much, and without the visceral enjoyment of seeing two squirrels collide at thousands of miles an hour."

"So when a pesky squirrel tries to pilfer some seed, he'll suddenly find himself on spinning deathtrap, one that's guaranteed to give him the old heave-ho much to the entertainment of everyone but the squirrel involved."

"Quite an interesting act. Search for their "Unicorns L.A." video for a real treat. :)"

"This list attempts to describe various weapons that don't exist, but should, or may in an alternate universe. To meet the criteria for inclusion on this list, a weapon must theoretically be able to kick a minimum of twelve varieties of ass."

As Colbert has been warning us: Bears are the top problem faced by our nation today.