#weird

“In the manifold of breakfast, are there empty subspaces? Might there be breakfasts that no one has ever had? With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of ‘dark breakfasts,’ breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?” The curtain of reality had pulled back for me, and I could no longer pretend to be ignorant of these eldritch possibilities. I furiously began to map the known breakfasts. If the dark breakfast exists, I must be able to find it in the interstices of the normal familiar world.

A disinfecting, water-tinting filament built to clean and color your toilet bowl from inside the tank. Formulated with borax and chlorine-based disinfectants, it releases slowly, turning water blue (or other colors) while actively sanitizing.

Timeplast - TimeMass Stick & Glow is a glow-in-the-dark filament that clings to almost anything: walls, ceilings, gear, furniture without glue, screws, or regrets.

Timeplast’s TimeMass Soap Gen 5 is a breakthrough polymer-soap hybrid designed for FDM 3D printing. Made from water, calcium carbonate, in-house polymerized alcohols, olive oil, and naturally derived surfactants and emulsifiers (Coco-Glucoside and Glyceryl Stearate), this filament prints reliably and performs as a functional soap.

Honestly I just wanted to play around with gradients. But gradients without anything on the horizon lack something, so I added horses. Since I can't draw horses, now you can draw them. And watch them parade across the screen alongside horses drawn by people you probably wouldn't like. Or maybe you would, how should I know?!

So, what do you do if you: Know your projects get attention. You also want like-minded people to come on this journey with you. You don’t want to waste time explaining things to people who don’t get it. You reach for a tool that many people have used over the years: you get weird with it.

Dream Recorder is a portal to your subconscious. The magical bedside device catches your nightly visions and plays them back as vivid, cinematic reels.

Dream Recorder is an open-source venture by Modem. Developed in close collaboration with Mark Hinch (software & hardware), Ben Levinas and Joe Tsao (industrial design), and Alexis Jamet (illustrations).

A crank-driven automaton made from wood that endlessly types "I hope this email finds you well" on a laptop

This goes straight to my list of all-time favourite DF patch notes Here's some of my other favorites: * Stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies * Serpentmen can kick * Babies no longer start strapped with a knife * Dwarf children die from embarrassment for not wearing clothes at an age of 2 * Dwarves come to the hospital to rest without injuries (and also endless tooth surgery) * Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage * For some reason, horses are now made of iron. * Made undead respectful to one another * Rain kills everything it lands on * Fixed the range of evil creatures detecting eachother, causing werecreatures and vampires to climb trees because they are scared of hell * Sleeping on a melting iceberg results in waking up as a demon

Text With Jesus offers users an interactive experience with a religious deity. In other words, users can text questions to Jesus and get a response. (Premium users can also converse with Satan.)

In prolonged conversations, Kumma also showed a penchant for going into explicit detail about sexual kinks, and even introduced the topic of sexual roleplay without being prompted to do so, along with telling a curious researcher posing as a child all about "teacher-student roleplay" and how spanking can play a part in such activities. "All of the toys also weighed in on other topics that parents might prefer to talk with their kids about first before the AI toy does," PIRG noted," the report says. "Those topics included religion, along with sex and "the glory of dying in battle in Norse Mythology."

I really enjoy procedural generation, especially systems designed to work with hardware outputs. After starting work at Formlabs in September of 2023 and gaining access to much nicer printers than I was used to, I started wanting to tackle some large algorithmic structure projects. Complexity is free in 3d printing, the limit of design geometry is mostly how much time you’re willing to spend in CAD. I wanted to print the most complicated art piece I could think of. Marble Fountain is what I came up with

Grab some popcorn! Eat the family! It's Channelvue, baby! Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ever wanted to date your sword? Here you go

By night, he creates art with Cheetos.

By night, he creates art with Cheetos.

Under the new PayPal policy, Mark Corker of Smashwords told all the Smashwords authors they would also have to remove paranormal romance that included shape-shifters - if the shape-shifters were to have sex in their non-human forms.

"A woman in China has found a snake with a single leg and a clawed foot crawling across her bedroom wall."

"A man who graciously documented the uncharted depths of the binge unlike any other in history, HST provided us with nuggets of wisdom and encouragement all along the way. So instead of merely sharing a list of my favorite quotes from the author, I have placed them in their proper environment, the pervasive motivational poster."

"Shokotan recently showed up at her latest concert wearing cicada molts on her head. She’s fascinated with them, and even showed them off in a television appearance. Those lucky enough to be in the first few rows may have caught one or two, as she tossed them to her enthusiastic crowd."

Saw one of these trundling across the lawn at Google. Totally odd.

"The weirdness will swarm exponentially, making the world of 2028 easily as jarring as 2008 would seem to a visitor from the Reagan era. So how can we, as writers and storytellers, create a believable medium-near-future world?"

hand-made epilepsy-inducing video-game-influenced lil movie

"The secret mating dance of the World of Warcraft Arakkoa."

"A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said."

"I did the weird thing and I was happy."

Is it just me, or is this one of the most random desk gadgets? A calculator, which doubles as a numeric keypad with a built-in USB trackball, and flash storage.

"Lily Capehart is a 10-year-old girl from Florida who like to "hypnotize" wild South Florida anole lizards and dress them up."

"Hybrid images change interpretation as a function of viewing distance."

"Hot water can in fact freeze faster than cold water for a wide range of experimental conditions."

"Poaching fish in the dishwasher is a virtually foolproof way to shock your friends, prepare a succulent meal and do the dishes"

"This is a video of the Pirated Super Mario World for NES System."

"By the time the H. J. Heinz company celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1969 its product line included more than 1,100 items, but over the years the number 57 had permeated almost every aspect of the Heinz corporate culture."

Although there were many more than 57 foods in production at the time, because the numbers "5" and "7" held a special significance for him and his wife, he adopted the slogan "57 Varieties."

"The number 57 has mystical significance to the Heinz company, but it has never had much to do with reality."

"Instead of going through painful and expensive surgery, or time-consuming dermabrasion with those weeny little rotary wheels, I just sand the bugger right off!"

"there are rumours that the whole thing is a viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Philip K. Dick movie A Scanner Darkly "

I love the spelling of ON-LINE, with hyphen. "If the Devil purchases Ruggers' soul, it will not only provide the unemployed, aspiring journalist with much-needed funds, it will also jump-start his career."

"The person on the other end isn't even inside the restaurant youve pulled up to, theyre in Hawaii Santa Maria, California."

"The artist took 10 days to create the mini-masterpiece using a single rabbit hair as a paintbrush."

"Skill comes in handy when your opponent is a 650-pound black bear."

"Unlike the Bomberman series, this game will have a sci-fi setting, and the protagonist is an android, who is aiming to escape from the 3D mazes underground, and defeat enemies in the mazes."

Is it strange that I've already done most of these stupid human tricks?

"The following text and images have been quoted from Ricky Jay's book entitled "Cards as Weapons" (Copyright 1988, Warner Bros.) Regrettably, this excellent book has been out-of-print for quite some time."

"Basically what I'm trying to say is HOLY CRAP MONOTREMES ARE WEIRD WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST."

"Transmission from the first manned mission to Pluto abruptly ended."

"If you liked the Star Trek Communicators that have been selling on eBay, check this out. She is a Star Trek Barbie doll with imbedded bluetooth headset! "

"Animal experts in Croatia say a bear has learned how to trick people to let him in by knocking at the door."

"...it's really more like awk on steroids, and not in the bad way that perl went." Hah!

Where're my crayons?

Uh... wow. It's beatbox... and... harmonica.

Uhh... tuxedo... sewing machine... UPS truck off the side of a hill... er... DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

"Two Japanese manufacturers, toy makers Tomy and Takara, have both produced bean plants which sprout to reveal a special message."

"Far from being a simple practice chanter, Master Gaita ® is a simple but powerful tool that lets to use the bagpipe fingering to get into and control the MIDI universe, and also to open new ways faced to the learning of bagpipe technique and music."

It's a puppy pack.

"My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film."

"A Rather Weird Script by Tom Smith"

"Producers of the BBC's new Doctor Who TV series are scrambling to find enough little people to perform in the show as tiny blue aliens, because most have already found work in the currently shooting movies Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Harry Pott

Umm. Yeah. It is what it says. Weird.

"Human Billboards Prowl Times Square for Toyota"