#dumb

"And don't post your work on the web. It's not silly or savvy. It's pointless."

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"Ning co-counder Marc Andreessen ... says that one of their customers had the audacity to come to their office. For shame. This is the sort of thing you need to nip in the bud, or else you might have customers start becoming fans of your company."

Creationists who show up at museums just to argue are assholes.

"If Congress passes an energy bill, Americans may see more daylight-saving time." Aww, hell. It'll be like a mini-Y2K. Although, maybe it'd help with my S.A.D.

Be safe, not sorry. Use your own staple-free condoms.

'"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.' Well, if it looked cool on a lightbulb, just think how cool it'd look BOILING!