#humor

Heheh.. librarian humor involving iambic pentameter and the Dewey Decimal System

What programming terms have you coined that have taken off in your own circles (i.e. have heard others repeat it)? It might be within your own team, workplace or garnered greater popularity on the Internet.

Add Clippy or his friends to any website for instant nostalgia. Our research shows that people love two things: failed Microsoft technologies and obscure Javascript libraries. Naturally, we decided to combine the two.

OMG. I have never seen this before.

OMG. I have never seen this before.

Now you never have to admit you missed the show. Just enter some text and click the 'Go' button. A picture of a concert ticket will be generated for you. Collect 'em, trade 'em, put 'em on your website, or e-mail 'em to your friends.

"no significant difference between the groups in thinking Colbert was funny, but conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not serious when offering political statements."

"Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

"So I thought it might be quite fun to come up with a batch of 50-or-so funny-looking messages and pick from them randomly so the user never knows what they're going to see. The time they would have spent growing impatient is fruitfully used."

"Well, you know, it started off innocently enough- flattery. I would complement the jacket I was wearing, or say "nice cologne" to myself. But soon after that I'd be at the water cooler and, uh, I would start to play with my hair. Oh, I'd try to laugh it off, pretend that nothing was happening, but that seemed only to encourage me."

"I wasn’t that hungry tonight so I just thought I would make some toast when all of a sudden it popped up and I was staring at the face of NOBODY in the toast! NON-HOLY WHITE BREAD! What are the chances of an atheist getting a piece of toast that looks like nothing! Somebody call the media! I haven’t been this shocked since I found the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my vermicelli."

This is not a Rickroll.

"If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are bald, yell really loud."

" Patrick Stewart is awesome"

The conceit, originating on LJ, that Spirit is a disgruntled goth, while Opportunity is an what we'd call in High School days - a "social" has gone mainstream.

Oh, this rocks. heh

"In a decisive 1–0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers."

"Speaking as a fan, you can only take music so seriously."

'Actor's "Robot Chicken" shakes up late night as "Family Guy" returns to primetime.'

"Today’s lecture – as you may have surmised – is on the topic of separation of Church and State."