#omg

"A rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast."

"If Azeroth can develop helicopters, airplanes and submarines, they can build motorcycles, too." Still no trucks, though.

Cats. So many cats. I didn't think cats could swarm.

"The mod_wsgi adapter is an Apache module that provides a WSGI compliant interface for hosting Python based web applications within Apache."

"Someone out there has written Mythbusters slash fanfic. I'm certain of it, but I don't want to confirm this certainty by searching because of what I fear I'll encounter."

baconworms.

"If, in some bizarre alternate history, chatspeak abbreviations like “LOL” had become popular long before there were computers and character sets, they might have, over time, become new symbols, like “et” became “&” and “at” became “@”

Ho-lee shit. This excites me orders of magnitude more than GTalk. "A lot of you have noticed that we wrote a Jabber server, djabberd, and thus it should come as no surprise that we're launching a LiveJournal-integrated Jabber service."