School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods (phillyBurbs.com) | New Jersey News
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/104-06252008-1554393.html
"Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword."
ECTOPLASMOSIS! ยป Cthulhu Cthursday: Cthulhu Ninja
http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2008/06/12/cthulhu-cthursday-cthulhu-ninja
"At 7 inches tall, he is large enough to strike awe and fear into all who witness his majesty and yet small enough to leap about unnoticed should some foul miscreant dare invade your living space; something they shall regret dearly as the stealthy Old One
How to Fold an Origami Star (Shuriken) - wikiHow
http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-an-Origami-Star-(Shuriken)
"You don't have to go to a weapons store to have your very own "ninja star" (also called a shuken or shuriken)"
Holy !#@& a ninja! - Google Video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7340401988224588348&hl=en-AU
"The Google Video Forum - Holy sh*t a ninja! A college prank where a kid acts like he's being chased by a ninja"
Feds pounce on student 'ninja' - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12303788
"Agents misinterpret costume from University of Georgia Methodist event"
** Atomic Sock Monkey - Freebies **
http://www.atomicsockmonkey.com/freebies.asp#mnpr
"Bathed in atomic radiation, these champions - Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot - fight to the death, in order to claim the sweet, sweet uranium for their people... and victory!"