#halo3

"I spend a lot of my time doing what might be called generous work for many folks online, but experiences like this make me consider how few of my audience I might actually like in extended conversation, how little they would have to offer me as associates, how better off I am that I haven't met them. Given the choice, I would make no effort to hold the elevator door open for them, or stop the subway car from closing up and moving on, leaving them in the rain."

Thrown by enemy rockets straight into the finish line.

a game wherein I won, having gotten 20 of 25 kills thanks to relentless Ghost splatters

"I have (I think) a strong intellectual grasp of the roots of suicide terrorism, something about playing the game gave me an "aha" moment that I'd never had before: an ability to feel, in whatever tiny fashion, the strategic logic and emotional calculus b

"i was playing halo 3 and when the round started i shot the fusion core like i always do but this time i got owned by a traffic pylon."

"Rendering a human face in the Halo 3 engine is an act of appalling violence. ... look like they have been formed from blocks of seasoned tofu by limbless children wielding garlic mallets."

"I can`t explain what happened, but for whatever reason I eat my own sniper bullet. This made me want to cry for a moment, and then I burst out in laughter. Enjoy :)"