Season Three Sketches - Man Sexually Harasses Himself
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"Well, you know, it started off innocently enough- flattery. I would complement the jacket I was wearing, or say "nice cologne" to myself. But soon after that I'd be at the water cooler and, uh, I would start to play with my hair. Oh, I'd try to laugh it off, pretend that nothing was happening, but that seemed only to encourage me."
NEW Never Before Seen Kids In the Hall! Car Fuckers from KidsInTheHall
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"Car Fuckers. Ever wonder what really goes on when you leave your car at the mechanics?"