To the woman who crapped her pants in my car
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"What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… "
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