Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Aliens - Movies News at IGN
http://movies.ign.com/articles/122/1221066p1.html
According to Stuff We Like, Bay was speaking at the 2012 Nickelodeon Upfront in New York last week when he said that the Turtles are really ... aliens! Don't believe it? Watch the video below to see for yourself.
Small kangaroo scrotum pouches
http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum_small.htm
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
"Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
PDA Plus Hands-Free PDA and Cell Phone Organizer: ExtremePDA
http://www.extremepda.com/PDASKINPLUS.html
Bloggers We Want To See In Bikinis: Xeni Jardin - Urlesque
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/07/08/bloggers-we-want-to-see-in-bikinis-xeni-jardin
"still fascinated by mystery porn with rectal crankshafts, so maybe instead of a bikini, just a really uncomfortable thong"
3 Internet Providers Agree to Block Access to Child Pornography - NYTimes.com
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/nyregion/10internet.html?_r=2&emc=rss&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&partner=rssuserland
"This literally threatens our children, and there can be no higher priority than keeping our children safe." Just Usenet? Why not just shut off the whole net?
Web App + Offline = Crappy Client App at The Furrygoat Experience
http://www.furrygoat.com/2008/04/21/web-apps-offline-crappy-client-app
"Really? Do people really want this?"
Gadgets: A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By Fucking It
http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it
"You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you?"
Bill And Ted: Bill And Ted's Completely Unnecessary Remake
http://io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-completely-unnecessary-remake
"A new Bill And Ted movie finally got the green light — probably from the same people at MGM who thought that War Games sequel was a good idea — and it could show up in the next couple of years."
Tubewad - Television New Knight Rider for NBC with Bourne's Liman directing
http://www.tubewad.com/new-i-knight-rider-i-for-nbc-with-i-bourne-i-s-liman-directing-2146-p.html
"The article states that the goal is to make the show a "Transformers-inspired reworking" of the role that The Hoff made famous."
I Can'T Believe I'M Actually Posting This On Gizmodo: Turd Twister is like A Fecal Cookie Cutter - Gizmodo
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/i-can.t-believe-i.m-actually-posting-this-on-gizmodo/turd-twister-is-like-a-fecal-cookie-cutter-256567.php
"dishwasher safe? DISHWASHER SAFE? For the love of god..."