#patrobertson

"But when the anti-elite crowd demonizes the elite, what they're actually doing is embracing incompetence. Now, I know what you're thinking: That doesn't sound like our president -- ignoring intelligence."

"The pious eat not the pie, knowing it an unclean thing, nor the crust, nor the filling. Get thee behind me, pie!"

D'oht, I've been HAD. False: "Good satire neatly straddles the divide between the believable and the incredible, and the Dateline Hollywood article quoted above achieved that balance so well that many readers mistook it for a straight news article."

"America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation."

"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it?"