Clifford Stoll: Why Web Won't Be Nirvana - Newsweek.com
http://www.newsweek.com/id/106554
This sounds so much more funny when read with a REALLY sarcastic voice. "Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works."
disjointed.org - Super Soaker Oozinator
http://disjointed.org/archives/2006/04/super_soaker_oo.html
"What is the Oozinator you ask? Why it is a hand pumped gun that shoots a white ooze all over."