#pennyarcade

Douchebags get kind of a bad rap. They provide a useful service.

"Things you can buy at 7-11 in the middle of the night"

"It's simple. First, I squeeze this lifelike silicone neck. My choke is then transmitted - in real time - to a set of powerful titanium hands that close around my opponent's throat."

"We'll need to hack all IPs simultaneously!"

"At 7pm server time everyone was told that the Penny Arcade Alliance was launching a full scale attack on all three horde cities."

"This past weekend, I attended the Penny Arcade Expo. It was absolutely incredible."

"Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*ckwad"

Now, at least, they have ammo for that doughnut-shooting robot arm.

"After a crazy battle involving everyone from Wonder Woman to Krypto the super dog, you’ll end up in some filthy ally shooting rats with your heat vision."

"This must have been how Ultra Magnus felt, I thought, when Optimus Prime gave him the Matrix of Leadership."

"The Obey The Tube shirt subjugates all who observe it - making it a great Subjugation Day gift! Civilize the masses in a twenty yard radius wherever this shirt is worn."