Penny Arcade! - The Tender Human Trachea
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/8/1/tender-human-trachea
"It's simple. First, I squeeze this lifelike silicone neck. My choke is then transmitted - in real time - to a set of powerful titanium hands that close around my opponent's throat."
Penny Arcade! - The Flavor Factor
http://penny-arcade.com/2008/6/18#news_22519
"I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you're telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes."