#comic

"It's simple. First, I squeeze this lifelike silicone neck. My choke is then transmitted - in real time - to a set of powerful titanium hands that close around my opponent's throat."

"My niblets are showing!"

"Right, I'll go put on my bike helmet."

"in future, edison will have The Button"

"Keith said his final goodbyes, took a deep breath, and dropped his pocket calculator into the bath."

"If you brew it, he will come."