#bacon

"And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! "

"Starring Kevin Bacon, Johnny Meeks and Deanna Raphael. Written by Eric Appel. Directed by Jake Szymanski."

"REJECT CHRIST RECEIVE BACON"

"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"

"The Bacon Utility allows you to cook bacon on any HTML element."

"Welcome, everyone, to the world’s first and best Bacon Mat gallery. We first learned of the magnificent idea of weaving meat from instructables.com. Whoever came up with this deserves a knighthood. Send us your photo and we’ll add it!"

"Megan of Not Martha made these useful bacon cups by baking woven bacon strips around the bottom of a muffin pan. Guaranteed to be delicious and increase the unhealthiness of anything you put in it!"

Mmm... bacon

"You simply cannot tell me I’m the first person to think “Bacon. Cat. Bacon on the cat. What could possibly go wrong?” and then document the result."

baconworms.

"Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! "

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"a dream come true for bacon enthusiasts like me"