5 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet | Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-learned-by-quitting-internet
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Who Wants a Kindle? | Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/article_15751_who-wants-kindle.html
"who the hell reads that much? This ad introduces you to the Kindle's target audience."
The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs | Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/article_15636_10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs.html
"in the '80s there were a series of songs that inspired us to kick ass in every way possible. None inspired more ass kicking than these."
CRACKED.com - World of Warcraft: A 12-Step Program
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2302
"Maybe we can combat it the same way people combat alcohol addiction. Guildmaster, please give us the standard 12-step program so we can examine it."