#via:yahooza

"Another day, another Watchmen videogame, although I'm not sure which consoles this one will be coming to. FYI, it's technically safe for work, but it's probably not safe for coworkers, unless you want them to think you're some horrible pervert or something. If you do want them to think you're a horrible pervert, there are probably more effective videos to watch, though. "

"DAMN YOU LOLBAT AND YOUR INTERNET CULTURE BRAND OF JUSTICE!"

"The good news, and this was true across almost all 80 countries in the study, is that if you make it to aged 70 and are still physically fit, your are on average as "happy and mentally healthy as a 20-year old.""

"Yahoo fell on some hard times but never lost her smile. She still wore her pretty purple dresses around town and acted as if nothing were wrong..."

"Valleywag isn't a witty gadfly, it's just breaking things to see the pieces, like a little child."

MY POKEMONS

"what kind of advice I would give if I could meet myself at his age, in order to guide the young Allison into a promising engineering career."