Update: Pie apparently a threat to security after all ยป Upgrade: Travel Better
http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/2006/11/25/update-pie-apparently-a-threat-to-security-after-all
"America 2006, summed up in five words: Pie is not a liquid."
The Frantics - A Piece of Pie
http://www.thefrantics.com/site/Frantics_32/images/media/Frantics-A_Piece_Of_Pie.mp3
"I shit a piece of pie. A whole piece of pie."
Pat Robertson Says Pie Not Delicious | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43451&rss=1
"The pious eat not the pie, knowing it an unclean thing, nor the crust, nor the filling. Get thee behind me, pie!"