#jesus

"jesus christ."

"Because LOLcats plus Jesus Equals High-larity! "

"You have to seel everything you own to inherit eternal life!" "Seriously, I thought that was metaphorical."

"An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa."

"One asks if religious visions are better off kept as a personal thing, or at least confined to a small group — otherwise the death and destruction sown by and in the name of religions more or less balances out their moral and personal virtues (which ar

"Four teens stole 27 baby Jesus statues from nativity scenes outside churches and homes and planned to burn them, police said."

"We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."