#bible

"The bible was given to the freelance and staff writers for the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe series at Filmation Animation Studios in 1983. It is the most fascinating, eye-opening literature you can read about He-Man."

"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the LORD."

"There’s a bunch more about smashin’ babies and starting wars and a lot of plagues and an army of 200 million angels which killed a third of the world’s population."

"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."

"An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa."

"The first five issues of Testament are now available in a collected edition. This is the right way to read this comic book."

"For this first foray, we decided to use Mechanical Turk to verify what we created ourselvesin other words, to verify an internal database."