#eww

"John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend."

"A lot of people have been talking about World of Warcraft the Burning Crusade and I have learned a new word!"

Holy crap, that's a good way to get pink eye!

"Whether you're spooning it atop your cereal or simply enjoying a tall, lukewarm glass, Morning Clots' chewy, full-bodied texture and old-timey flavor will have you saying 'It's Coagulicious!'"

Again with the tofu hunger: "To kill the chickens, farmers suffocate them in sealed boxes filled with carbon dioxide, a practice that has drawn the ire of animal rights groups. Afterward, the hens are layered in mounds of sawdust."

Totally makes me want to eat tofu: "Apparently though, "zombie birds" that managed to survive have been spotted emerging from mass graves at Northern California farms."

"Get it put back in, and soon."

I'll never think of Bolero the same way again.