To the woman who crapped her pants in my car
http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/989335350.html
"What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… "