S#*@ scientists say
http://boingboing.net/2011/10/18/s-scientists-say.html
Urban Dictionary: Caps Lock Voice
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=4017931&term=Caps+Lock+Voice
Billy Mays' vocal Caps Lock is always on. "When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world."
toper - Definition at Your Dictionary
http://www.yourdictionary.com/toper
"a person who topes; drunkard"
Dictionary.com/Word of the Day Archive/deus ex machina
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2006/02/09.html
"Any active agent who appears unexpectedly to solve an apparently insoluble difficulty."
Word Spy - pareidolia
http://www.wordspy.com/words/pareidolia.asp
"The erroneous or fanciful perception of a pattern or meaning in something that is actually ambiguous or random."
defective yeti: Vokarlbulary
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001440.html
"White crayon ('hwIt 'krA-"n), n: A useless person or thing you are nonetheless required to have for the sake of completeness or tradition."