Hard-Coded Bluetooth PIN Vulnerability in LIXIL Satis Toilet
https://www.trustwave.com/spiderlabs/advisories/TWSL2013-020.txt
Attackers could cause the unit to unexpectedly open/close the lid, activate bidet or air-dry functions, causing discomfort or distress to user.
YouTube - CWS Commercial "Say no to dirt"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=zaHtA89RHUQ
"Clubbing is nice. Cocaine also."
Obsessive complusive cat flushing the toilet - Google Video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6497257644936185526&hl=de
"Would hate to see the water bill for this place."