Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be
"Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study."
Liminal Existence: SELECT * FROM everything, or why databases are awesome.
http://romeda.org/blog/2007/06/select-from-everything-or-why-databases.html
"Arg stabby stab stab stabbity fuck stab"