NOPE spock smash
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Spock Proxy
http://spockproxy.sourceforge.net
"Spock Proxy supports range-based horizontal paritioning of a large MySQL database. The proxy intercepts SQL queries from the client, sends queries to the correct databases based on how the database is partitioned, then aggregates the results from each database and returns them to the client as a regular MySQL result set. "
The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla's Personal Weblog :: Song of the Week: The Offical Song of Internet Discussions and Blog Comments, a.k.a. "Star Trek Fight Music"
http://www.joeydevilla.com/blog/_archives/2007/4/30/2916027.html
"...led me to declare the classic and much-parodied Star Trek fight theme [1.8 MB MP3] as the official song of internet discussions and blog comments."