Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow - Wolfram|Alpha
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=Airspeed+Velocity+of+an+Unladen+Swallow
"there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant) (asked of a general swallow (but not answered) in Monty Python's Holy Grail.)"
YouTube - Halo How Not To Be Seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvmU2IUH-bk
"Monty Python Sketch "How not to be seen" with Halo: Combat Evolved"
YouTube - Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch, scammer style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE
"This is a video created by a Nigerian email scammer who thinks he is producing a video for a scholarship payment from a victim he tried to scam."
