Lowden Plan Medical Chicken Calculator
http://lowdenplan.com
"Senate hopeful Sue Lowden’s plan for Healthcare reform is to barter chickens for medical procedures. But you may be unsure how many chickens are required for your medical care. This handy calculator converts many common procedures into chickens so you won’t look like an idiot at your next Doctor’s Appointment. "
Boing Boing: Trephanation kit on eBay
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/10/trephanation_kit_on_.html
"Trephination is an ancient surgical procedure where a hole is drilled in the skull."