#idiocracy

I want to think that this is just a weird funny video, but what I really think is that there are a lot of Americans like this. But what I really hope is that I'm mistaken.

"Get what plants crave... Brawndo. Make your hair bigger. Crush more skulls. Live like a Viking."

"Perfect for weddings, funerals, and skull crushing or metal eating. Naturally you should have a T-Shirt when you drink Brawndo. Everyone will wish they were you."