#beards

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

Alas, there’s never been a simple way to shave complex geometric patterns into your beard without using a chalk-line tool, a protractor, and a wind sock. But modern science has changed that, because now we have the Philips Norelco Beardtrimmer Series 9000.

Alas, there’s never been a simple way to shave complex geometric patterns into your beard without using a chalk-line tool, a protractor, and a wind sock. But modern science has changed that, because now we have the Philips Norelco Beardtrimmer Series 9000.

"I'll take two!"