#aprilfools

Haven’t most April fools jokes got a bit silly lately? They’re more just funny than actually fooling you. This year, I thought I’d raise the bar with a completely fake MMO Asteroids, but I could never imagine so many of you would be taken in. I’m so sorry.

Haven’t most April fools jokes got a bit silly lately? They’re more just funny than actually fooling you. This year, I thought I’d raise the bar with a completely fake MMO Asteroids, but I could never imagine so many of you would be taken in. I’m so sorry.

"The Tinfoil Hat is the logical result of this profound insight, combining tinfoil's powerful mental shielding properties with the excellent counter-hexing effect of troll tears and the outstanding mind-focus powers of one of Azeroth's most precious gems.

"The precipitating event, as far as experts can determine, was Stross's acquisition of a new Sony PSP game machine."

This is totally what I thought Everquest should've done for Pizza Hut

"Jack Chick, author of Christian tracts, made a surprise purchase of some of the world's best-loved comic strips and is spreading the gospel in typical Chick fashion through the Sunday funnies."

"These earthly bacteria, exposed to intense ultraviolet radiation on the lunar surface, could have acquired mutations that allow them to digest Moon rocks, he suggests."

"Google (www.google.com) has been gracious enough to provide us with 24 hour access to their global imaging satellite, gSat. "

God, this April Fools joke has gotten so old... at least scrape some of the mold off it before serving it again.

Holy crap! Water on Mars! (Holy crap, I hate April 1st)