Why Is It That My Girlfriend Insists On Sticking Around While I Transform Into A Werewolf? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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"She's just going to run away as soon as the transformation is complete anyway, so why not listen to me and get a head start for once, rather than ask in muted horror what's happening to me as my nose and mouth painfully extend to 20 times their original