Things to say when you are losing a tech argument
http://www.skirsch.com/humor/techarg.htm
"Can you generate some USE CASES that would justify the change?"
Rands In Repose: THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLY SHIT
http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2002/07/10/the_dark_underbelly_of_holy_shit.html