Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Fluffed-up ferrets on steroids sold as toy poodles
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The unnamed pensioner from Catamarca discovered he had been duped when he took the two animals to his local veterinarian to be vaccinated. The ferrets had been given steroids to increase their size and had been groomed to make their coats resemble those of pedigree poodles.
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle | Mail Online
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