PocketShot
http://www.pocketshot.net/index2.php
This stuff just has to be awful. "Each Pocket Shot is sealed in a near unbreakable, flexible, squishable, pocket stuffable pouch making them perfect for active activities, outdoor adventures, and glass restricting venues."
The Sneeze - O Holy Crap
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000570.php
"The holidays are built on tradition, which means it's time for us to gather around the yule log and listen to that insane rendition of O Holy Night."
POD-dy Mouth: Opening paragraphs of recent PODs that yielded an abbreviated read
http://girlondemand.blogspot.com/2006/07/opening-paragraphs-of-recent-pods-that.html
"So many folks have asked me how bad a book must be to only read one sentence or paragraph before closing it"
Stupidfool.org: "No, I can't stop yelling, cause that's how I talk!"
http://btrott.typepad.com/typepad/2005/12/no_i_cant_stop_.html
'At which point, she put on what truly is the worst song ever: Bill Cosby's version of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band".'