That Cheesecake Sitting On The Table: What If It Accidentally Fell Into Your Mouth? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Accident-prone people do exist - being-human - 16 May 2007 - New Scientist
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?feedId=online-news_rss20&id=mg19426034.600
"Some people have all the bad luck. Whether you call them accident-prone, or just unfortunate, there's a group of people who really do have more mishaps than others."