A jerk you'll want to buy rags from. - By Seth Stevenson - Slate Magazine
http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/pagenum/all#page_start
Vince Offer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
"Vince Offer is a writer, director, comedian, and spokesman for ShamWow! absorbent towels and the SlapChop food chopper."