ASCII by Jason Scott: I'll be Over Here, Thanks
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"Larry Hosken: Someone made a comment in response to my website. Specifically, they commented that I was a dickhead. I left that comment up on my site. And thus, for a while, I was the top Google hit for [dickhead]. I felt honored, like the whole internet had gathered together and given me a shiny trophy." Best comment of the day.