Updating Facebook status using PHP | Technologist For Hire
http://www.nexdot.net/blog/2007/04/20/updating-facebook-status-using-php
"This means that it HAS to be possible to update your Facebook from a program. Using nothing but cURL (or, in my case, PHP with the cURL extension), you can update your Facebook status"
Mark Bernstein: Autofetching attributes
http://markbernstein.org/Jan0701/Autofetchingattributes.html
"Version=`curl $URL" Holy crap! Tinderbox can call external programs for data, and by extension and cURL, the web.