Christmas Island Red Crabs
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/80129/christmas_island_red_crabs
"If you have a fear of being surrounded by small animals like spiders or rats, Christmas Island in December is the place to overcome this fear."
"I see what you're doing there."
http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflbottoheqz2.jpg
I can't even imagine my reaction if I saw one of these crabs trundling down a sidewalk