How I Reversed Amazon's Kindle Web Obfuscation Because Their App Sucked

I bought my first ebook from amazon Amazon's Kindle Android app was really buggy and crashed a bunch Tried to download my book to use with a functioning reader app Realized Amazon no longer lets you do that Decided to reverse engineer their obfuscation system out of spite Discovered multiple layers of protection including randomized alphabets Defeated all of them with font matching wizardry